Album

Incredibad

The Dudes made an Album that came out in Feb 2009! You can buy it with just songs for cheap or with videos too (CD/DVD or iTunes deluxe edition) for slightly more.

 

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Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed
The spread is bland
Sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose
But then I walk in the room hold my boombox high
And what happened next
Will blow your mind

Everything got out of control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people dancing

Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose
The old people smell makes you wanna puke in the sink
These dudes'll never dance
Hyeah, that's what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my boombox
And say listen to this

Then everyone started to move
People rejoiced instead of financing
Your preconceived notions were shattered
By these super old white people dancing

The big apple
Where people never dance
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers:
Who's got the juice?
The street vendors peddling their boiled goose
So many types of people, they'll never get along
Til I bust out my boombox
And play this song

The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa ohh ohhh
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

Whoa ohhhhhh
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman

Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing
There's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boyuld gyuss
So I grab my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next
Was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least (Ohh)
A boombox can change the world
But you gotta know your limits with a boombox
This was a cautionary tale
A boombox is not a toy