Album

Incredibad

The Dudes made an Album that came out in Feb 2009! You can buy it with just songs for cheap or with videos too (CD/DVD or iTunes deluxe edition) for slightly more.

 

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These days
A lotta cats is outta line

Seems to me
Like they need to get punched

Yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em?

Yo, the choice is obvious...

I'll punch you in the jeans, I'll punch you in the jeans
This is not a case of men vs machines
You think that you're safe? Thought you got away clean?
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

I got my fist clenched
Gonna throw a hay-maker
Rockin ya slacks from here to J-maica
Shake in ya boots cuz I'm the earth-quaker
Bringin those jeans round here was a mistake-ah

I got a vendetta
It's against your jeans
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
They could be on your legs or on the clothes line
But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go-time

And I'm zeroed in,
I got the tunnel vision
Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons

Man I hate your jeans
I'm gonna bruise that denim
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em

Yo, we'll punch your jeans
We said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
Better watch your back
Cuz we're on the creep
And we won't stop til your jeans is six feet deep

Man, I'll murder your jeans
I'll feed em to the fishes
Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes:
Punch your jeans on all three counts

It would bring me satisfaction in LARGE amounts

(Yo) If I had three wishes I would do the same
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
I'd lay em in a field where there's chemicals sprayin'
But I'd punch em first
Yo that goes without saying (yeah)

Acid-washed, pleats or a nifty cuff
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff
Throwin fisticuffs
Eat pants like bag lunches
Your jeans pronounced dead
Cause of death?
Hecka punches

Yo, we'll punch your jeans
We said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
You got something to say
We got the proper retorts
Beat your jeans so bad that they wish they was shorts

Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divots in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans wanna dip em in slime
Turn your 501's into 499's

When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
You got taste and it shows my man
Cot-damn your jean brand got me throwin my hand

Gonna go back in time find the man who made jeans
Then choke him to death if you know what I mean
Yo, I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush
Or break out, before you get bum-rushed

Yo, we'll punch your jeans
We said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
Cuz we the best jean-punchers in the universe