Album

Incredibad

The Dudes made an Album that came out in Feb 2009! You can buy it with just songs for cheap or with videos too (CD/DVD or iTunes deluxe edition) for slightly more.

 

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Now let’ s take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school where it all begain
Three bad little kids raising hell at school
We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
Every day after class Kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers
Yo, we one and the same
Til one fateful afternoon when everything changed

One day playing Punch Out up in Kiv's room
The house started shaking and we heard a ka-boom
Looked out the back window saw billowing smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed
Man, this isn't a joke

(Let's go check this out)
(Alright bet, let's go)

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that?
Man, it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside
He said, "I'm from Mars and I come in peace
I have something to ask and it's not discreet
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it"
"But we're just thirteen, man, what can we do?"
"Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw"
(what?)
"On my home planet we can no longer breed
I've been sent as a receptacle to store your seed"
Storing our seed?
Yo, I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin
We all are, bet
"I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes"
Aw, what should we do?
Now it's spreading it's thighs
You'll be heroes on my planet
But why us three?
"You're the chosen ones
you'll just have to trust me"

Yo should we do it?

Man, I don't know
I say we put it to a vote
All in favor say aye
Aye

Ok, we're in
"Cool"
Who should go first?
"I have three depositories to capture your burst"
Wait, so at the same time?
"Yeah, that's what I was thinking
here's some wine coolers
let's get you boys drinking"
We pounded the drinks and started getting tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
"Keep pumping away, my wife and family thank you"
I'm about to explode
Yo, son me too
Three-way climax
Best friends forever
What a blessing to have lost out virginity together
'Andy, Jorm and Kiv, you've saved my race
your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space"
We looked at each other
Didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off
Mr. Alien, sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MC's on earth
"Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad"